We’ve approached the time of year when corporations begin protecting their profit margins by pretending to care whatsoever about LGBTQIALMNOP+ rights.

The pride rainbow colors are immediately plastered across all social media platforms, gay-themed products and services are offered, and extreme gender ideology is openly celebrated — for the entire exhaustive month of June.

However, this corporation took its pride pandering to a whole new, disgusting level.

Food delivery app Postmates released a special edition “bottom-friendly” menu Thursday to commemorate Pride month.

The menu includes soluble food suggestions to prevent those participating in certain sexual activities from “making a mess of your evening.” Postmates said in their announcement.

You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride pic.twitter.com/03Fm8YJlAP

— Postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022

For all of you who aren’t aware of the concept “bottom-friendly,” we don’t suggest you look it up – or do – but be warned.

Proctologist Dr. Evan Goldstein teamed up with the app to create the menu. In a promotional video for the new edition, Postmates dubbed it “Eat with Pride.” The video includes a stop-motion video of eggplants and peaches to represent the two participants. It goes on to suggest that some participants should avoid legumes, whole grains, dairy, and other insoluble foods at least 24 hours before sexual activity.

Exactly. We're tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!

— Postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022

Goldstein hails from Bespoke Surgical, an anal surgery practice he founded, where “the majority of his patients are LGBTQ+,” according to its website. He has a partner himself, named Andrew, and they have twin boys together.

“Bespoke Surgical is based on the foundation of sexual wellness and its associated pillars: prevention, restoration, and reconstruction,” the website reads.

Postmates also took the opportunity to announce its donation to the Okra Project, a charity organization for transgender people.

This comes a week after Burger King attempted a symbolic gesture for Pride, unveiling burgers with two top buns or two bottom buns in Austria.

Meanwhile, the corporate takeover of ‘gay pride’ celebrations comes off as a cynical ploy to protect profit margins during a precarious moment of economic unrest. While the rich may be getting richer, and corporations are reporting record profits, one disgruntled tranny and your whole organization could come crashing down.

Author: Ann Taylor