Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is throwing a full-blown Beltway tantrum after President Donald Trump dropped a political nuke on the education swamp. With the stroke of a pen, Trump did what millions of parents have dreamed of for decades—he signed an executive order to begin shutting down the bloated, broken, and utterly useless Department of Education.

Naturally, Schumer couldn’t handle it.

“If Republicans ever, ever try to move a bill through the Senate that shuts down the Department of Education, Senate Democrats will halt it in its tracks,” Schumer raged on the Senate floor. “It will go nowhere. It will be dead on arrival.”

That’s some bold talk from a man who’s been parked in Congress since disco was still a thing—literally since 1981. That’s almost as long as the Department of Education has existed, created in 1980 as a reward to the teachers’ unions for backing Jimmy Carter. And what have we gotten since then? Plummeting test scores, woke indoctrination, and a $268 billion-a-year bureaucracy that doesn’t run a single school or teach a single student.

Trump laid out the facts: American students are failing. Seventy percent of 8th graders can’t read at grade level. Math scores are a disaster. And while kids fall behind, Washington’s army of educrats drowns them in leftist propaganda and gender ideology. Enough is enough.

Trump’s executive order directs Education Secretary Linda McMahon to start moving programs to other agencies and return control to the states. “The department’s useful functions will be preserved,” Trump said. Translation: we’re keeping what works, ditching what doesn’t, and getting the federal government the heck out of the classroom.

Schumer’s meltdown isn’t about education—it’s about power. The Left has used the Department of Education for decades to shape the culture, reward union allies, and shove one-size-fits-all mandates down the throats of parents and schools. That’s why Trump’s America First agenda is such a threat. It reminds voters that the Constitution never gave D.C. the right to run your kid’s school in the first place.

So let Schumer shout. Let the bureaucrats panic. Let the unions scream. Trump’s taking the fight to the heart of the swamp, and the battle lines are clear: parents vs. Washington, kids vs. wokeism, and freedom vs. federal control.

And here’s the best part: Trump’s just getting started.