White House Devises Hilarious Plan To Improve Biden’s Popularity

White House Devises Hilarious Plan To Improve Biden’s Popularity

As Biden fails to resonate with the American people, and his approval rating takes a career-ending nose dive, the White House is scrambling to come up with a way to shed positive light on the cognitively deficient president.

Their plan according to White House insiders, is to increase Biden’s visibility with the American public in an attempt to portray a greater show of force and leadership.

Yes, you heard that correctly. The White House plans to increase public visibility of a highly unpopular president in an effort to win America’s favor.

Well, to the geniuses over in D.C.: the American people want to see Biden less, not more! Please keep him hidden.


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Better yet, trot him out even more; allow him to stumble, blabber, and create more hilarious gaffe-filled moments we can all sit back and laugh at.

Joe Biden’s communications team has reportedly decided that it’s time to change course and adopt a “new communications strategy” designed to rescue the administration from plummeting polls and legislative failures.

According to the report from NBC, the new strategy depends on Biden spending less time talking to Congress — at least in full view of the public — and more time speaking directly with the American people.

“There is a recognition that we need to change that dynamic,” a senior administration official said, adding that Biden has told aides and lawmakers that he intends to make the shift.

According to the report, the officials all seem to be in agreement that Biden needs to spend more time addressing the public directly, but there does not appear to be a consensus yet as to what that will ultimately look like — whether the American people should expect more official addresses, more informal town hall-type interviews, or more press conferences.

The White House comms team fails to grasp the nature of Biden’s unpopularity.

America doesn’t hate Biden because he hides in his basement. America hates Biden because he’s ineffective and responsible for a marked decrease in quality of life.

Tim Murtaugh, who served as communications director for Former President Donald Trump brilliantly summed up their hairbrained strategy:

“Here’s the thing with liberals. They rarely speak to anyone who disagrees with them, and so when their policies get rejected, they always conclude that it’s simply a messaging problem. ‘The people don’t like the president so we’ll just give them more!’”
Exactly.

Liberals are never fearful that their political affiliations will result in social isolation, losing their job, online harassment, or any other harrowing realities conservatives face on a daily basis. As a result, they assume any dissent from the public is merely a problem with the message — not the policies.

They are dead wrong.

Author: Nolan Sheridan


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