Nevada Democrat Susie Lee — who literally plasters “America’s #1 Most Bipartisan Member of Congress” across her social media banner — went on a profanity-laced tirade about President Trump at one o’clock in the morning, deleted it when the sun came up, and then blamed her potty mouth on her sacred oath to the Constitution. And these are the people lecturing YOU about “decorum” and “norms.” Give me a break.

Somebody get this woman a glass of water and an Advil. Or maybe just take her phone away after midnight like you’d do with a college freshman. Sheesh.

Here’s what happened. The Associated Press posted a story about President Trump planning to attend oral arguments at the Supreme Court for the birthright citizenship case — making him the first sitting president to do so. “Bipartisan Susie” saw the story at 1:03 a.m. and apparently lost her mind. She fired off this gem in response:

“So fucking fucked up. I’ll pray they fuck him to his face. Sorry, I say fuck a lot these days.”

That’s a direct quote from a four-term United States congresswoman who scored 106 out of 100 on some bipartisan rating scale. (Yes, 106 out of 100. We’re not sure how that math works either, but it tracks with the general Democrat relationship with reality.)

By the time her communications team dragged themselves into the office Wednesday morning, the post was gone. Poof. Deleted. You can almost hear the panicked group chat: “Has anyone seen what she posted? Oh no. Oh no no no.” But it was too late — Fox News reporter Bill Melugin and Semafor’s Nicholas Wu had already screenshotted the whole thing and blasted it across the internet. Whoops!

In a now deleted post, Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV) said of President Trump going to SCOTUS this morning:

"So fucking fucked up. I'll pray they fuck him to his face." pic.twitter.com/tSW5jJnnlC

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) April 1, 2026

Bipartisan Susie then doubled down with the most hilariously tone-deaf follow-up statement imaginable: “Clearly my language touched a nerve — my nerve was touched by the attacks on our Constitution and its separation of powers. I took an oath to protect and defend it.”

The Constitution made her do it, folks. Sure. Article I, Section 8: “Congress shall have the power to drunk-post at 1 a.m. and blame the Bill of Rights.” I must have missed that one in civics class.

And about that “separation of powers” nonsense? There’s literally a chair reserved for the president at the Supreme Court. As Acting Associate Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon pointed out, presidents have been interacting with the Court since the Republic was founded. Trump sat down, listened to arguments for about 90 minutes, and left. He didn’t storm the bench. He didn’t bang a gavel. He sat in a chair.

But sure, Susie. That’s the constitutional crisis keeping you up at night.

Not the 200-plus personal stock transactions you failed to disclose since 2020 — trades worth somewhere between $267,000 and $3.3 million. Not the fact that you pushed to change federal pandemic loan requirements and then your husband’s casino company, Full House Resorts, magically scooped up $5.6 million in PPP loans two weeks later. Ka-ching! Not the ethics complaints that followed, which you dodged by conveniently announcing a divorce in 2021 — a divorce you didn’t actually file for until December of that year and didn’t finalize until right before the 2024 election, three years later.

No, no. The real threat to our Republic is Donald Trump sitting in a chair.

Can we talk about the money for a second? This woman reports a net worth of up to $21.8 million on a congressional salary of $174,000. She came from a working-class family and worked for nonprofits before marrying a casino executive. But we’re supposed to believe she’s tossing and turning at night over the separation of powers. Right. And I’m sure the $5.6 million in PPP loans was just a coincidence — like winning the lottery twice while your spouse happens to run the lottery commission.

The National Republican Congressional Committee nailed it: “Democrat Susie Lee has become Nevada’s fool, more focused on vulgar outbursts than doing the job she was elected to do. Hitting delete doesn’t clean up her mess, it just proves she knows how embarrassing it is.” They could have gone harder, honestly.

The funniest part? Bipartisan Susie confirmed the post was hers. She can’t blame a staffer. She can’t claim she was hacked. She owns every syllable of that 1 a.m. meltdown — which, given the timestamp and the unhinged tone, sure sounds like someone had a few drinks on a Tuesday night. She did win a congressional beer-brewing competition with Anheuser-Busch a while back, so maybe she was sampling the leftovers.

Oh, and let’s not breeze past the fact that this self-described Catholic woman said “I’ll pray they fuck him to his face.” That’s her version of a Hail Mary. Somewhere, a nun just snapped a ruler in half.

You know what Bipartisan Susie was really doing at 1 a.m.? Telling the truth for the first time in her career. This is what “bipartisanship” looks like behind closed doors for Democrats — rage, profanity, and contempt for half the country. All day long, they shake hands across the aisle and pose for photos with Republicans. Then they crawl into bed, grab the phone, and rage-post like unhinged teenagers who just got grounded. The only bipartisan thing about Susie Lee is that she’s willing to take money from both sides while she curses out the president in her pajamas.

Trump won her suburban Las Vegas district by less than a point in 2024. Republicans were already sharpening their knives for that seat. And now Bipartisan Susie just gift-wrapped the attack ad and typed it herself — at 1 a.m., with her own thumbs. Merry Christmas, Nevada GOP.

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